Phil
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A merchant, most likely. Looks like he has his wares with him.
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Heya! You're here for Phil's Fuknies, aren't yea?
Um...what?
Phil: You never heard of me? Aww, man... I'm a world famous, travelling merchant! Funky Phil, you know...
Phil: *started dancing* "Na naaa nananaNAAAnaaa.."
Phil: ...And the little dancing ducks?
<Character>: ...
Phil: Dang. I paid that ad guy so much gold too...
<Character>: What ad guy?
Phil: You know, Hackbar's Discount Adversiting. He said he was the best!
<Character>: If it makes you feel better, I've never heard of him either.
Phil: Something tells me I just got ripped off...
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