A muscular young man obsessed with his Chainsword
Chainsword: Me too.
Chainsword: Check out the WICKED CHAINSAW ON IT!
(Chainsword sound affects)
Chainsword: *(chainsaw sound effects)*
Chainsword: Hey, are you almost done with your paladiny testing thingies?
Chainsword: Not as cool as the CHAINSAW ON MY SWORD!
Chainsword: Find <Character Gender>.
Chainsword: I will guard the boy with MY WICKED CHAINSAW SWORD!
Chainsword: !!! The kid!
He's called Chainsword because of the giant Chainsword he wields.