Lord Asparagus

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Lord Asparagus

Location

Cysero's Dragon Coin Shop

Description

The First Original Founder of the 06/22/06 The Great Cysero Rebellion of 2006

Important text

Cysero's (broken) Orb: Wel... to Cysero's... I ma... sell... *Static* FINEST... magical weapon... cheap...
Lord Asparagus: The great Cysero Rebellion of 2006 is underway! Cysero shall fall!
Nikemorya: Um.. the only that fell was his Crystal ball.
Maestro911: For the last time.. it slipped!
Nikemorya: Hero_Killer is going to be mad, he wanted to be the one that broke that thing.
Rimblade: Shhhh! I think someone is coming.
<all four hide behind the counter>
Cysero's Orb: *Buzzz....* *Buzzzz....*
Nikemorya: Coast Clear?
Lord Asparagus: Um.... why are we hiding? This is a rebellion!
Player: My apologies for asking... but... what are you guys doing?
Maestro911: A rebellion! So that I can proclaim myself 'The New Mad Weaponsmith of Dragon Fable'!
Rimblade: I thought you just wanted to be mentioned in the design notes?
Lord Asparagus: Slim chance they will mention in the design notes... everyone knows game developers never do anything cool with the players.
Nikemorya: Yeah.... I wish they would do SOMETHING to show us that they read the forums.
Rimblade: Yeah, it would be so cool to be in a game.
Nikemorya: Do not get your hopes up Rimblade, it is NEVER going to happen.
Maestro911: NEVER....
Lord Asparagus: EVER...
Player: Well, good luck getting in the game guys. You are on the forums right?
Everyone: YUP! See you on the forums. Look for us in The great Cysero Rebellion of 2006!

Services

Shop

Allows you to buy various items from Cysero's Orb, currently:

Varkouli

Arnice Magica

Banesidhe

The Silencer

The Sorcerer's Trump

Vengeance

Silver Starsword

Arc Lightning

Augur's Bane

Frankenblade

Magi's Asylum

Skybreaker