I wish to have tons of gold (Shorts sponsor)
| I wish to have tons of gold (Shorts sponsor) | |
| Before: You've got more gold than you know what to do with! Why not use it to make statues?
After: Visit the Shorts website to see a trailer of the upcoming movie! | |
| Location Info | |
| Level Required: | Any |
| Location: | Ballyhoo |
| Dragon Amulet Needed: | No |
| Monsters and NPCs | |
| Monster Generation: | X |
| Monster List: | none |
| NPCs: | Yulgar, Ash Dragonblade, Artix. Warlic, Twilly, Serenity, Baker, Cysero, Mr. Mae, Mrs. Mae, Aria, Twig |
| Rewards | |
| Total Experience: | 0 |
| Total Gold: | 0 |
| Equipment Won: | X
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Dialogue
Serenity: I would like to put another wing onto my inn so that I can feed more patrons… could you help me out?
<Your Character>: Oh, uh... Sure I guess I can spare that much.
Yulgar: Heya, <Your Character>. Could you spot me some gold so I can hire some new blacksmithing assistants?
<Your Character >: Well...
Yulgar: That means I can make more weapons for you.
<Your Character>: Count me in!
The screen goes black. In yellow writing it says:
...And so it was that with all my gold, I gave to the needy.
Baker: I need to but supplies to feed all the children whose parents are away fighting monsters!
<Your Character>: That's a worthy cause, of course I'll help you. I have more gold than I know what to do with!
The screen goes black again:
...And the not so needy.
Cysero: Thanks for the donation <Your Character>! I put it to good use!
<Your Character> What, you spent it already?
Cysero: Sure did! I covered the statue of me in ANOTHER layer of gold!
<Your Character>: ...
Cysero: It's REALLY shiny!
The scene changes to show Aria and Mr. and Mrs. Mae
Mrs. Mae: Are you sure we’re going the right way?
Aria: I can’t see!
Mr. Mae: I think we just hit something, dear.
Mrs. Mae: Are you sure? I can’t see a thing…
Aria: Oof.
The screen goes black:
After a while, I started running out of ideas...
<Twilly>: What is it, <Your Character>?
<Your Character>:That is my golden shiny fishy-toaster!
Rika:...
Twig: Does it weally toast fish?
<Your Character>: Well, no...
Twig: Aww.
<Your Character>:...But it toasts fish shaped bread!!
A black piece of toast flys out of the toaster.
Yulgar: Fish... shaped..
Warlic: ..Bread?
Twig: ...
Twig: Huh?
Twilly: It looks a little burnt.
<Your Character>: We're still working out the kinks...
Yulgar: ...
<Your CHaracter>: Um, it was Ash's idea.
The screen goes black:
Then I went through the weird pants phase...
<Your Character>; Woohoo!
<Your Character>: My new gold pants fit great!!
<Your Character>: Alright, <Your Dragon>. Let's go to town so that I can show them off.
<Your Character>: ...
<Your Character>: Hmm, I can't seem to move...
<Your Character>: ...
<Your Character>: Yep, I am definitely stuck. I can't even budge.
<Your Character>: Hey, <Your Dragon>, how 'bout a push?
<Your Character>: Woah, not that mu--!
<Your Character> falls
<Your Character>: ...
<Your Character>: This isn't magical...
<Your Character>: That's it, no more special dragon chow for you!
<Your Character>: Aww, don't look at me like that.. you know I could never hold out on you...
<Your Dragon>: *Licks your face*
<Your Character>: Hehe, no.. cut it out I can't move. Ahaha, that tickles!
<Your Character>: AAhHAahahAHaha!
The screen goes black again:
And then I had the best idea ever!
Ash: This giant slide idea is the best idea ever!
<Your Character>: Ok, so who is going to go first?
Ash: *looks down* Um, no way. Not me.
<Your Character>: Warlic?
Warlic: Have you seen how far down it is?
Artix: I'll do it!
<Your Character>: Oh great! Just make sure you start slow, ok? You don't want to reach terminal veloci--
Artix: WHHHHEEEEEEEeeeee!
Warlic: There he goes.
Ash: ...
Artix: MYYYYY FEEEEEEEETTTTTT AAARRREEEEEE BEEEEHIIIINNNND MMyyyyyyy heeaaaaad!!!!!
Yulgar: When did you install the giant cushion at the bottom, <Your Character>? It wasn't there this morning.
<Your Character>: ...
<Your Character>: It wasn't?
Artix: YYYOOOUUUU GGUUUYYYYSS GOOOTTTTTAAAAAA TRRRRRYYYY ITTTT!
Warlic: Should we tell him?
Yulgar and Ash: No.
(The above text is so that players can at least read the cutscenes after you are unable to watch them)
